A belated happy 2009, and i'm very sorry for not updating my multiply site. I'm too busy contributing in OpenStreetMap and other offline things in life. Also, parang nalalayo ako sa mga kaibigan ko sa aking paaralan. (which is very hard for a person starting his social life, if you can understand my Tagalog.)
I'll try my best to communicate with you in any way. And I wish everyone born between today (January 20) and February 19 an advanced happy birthday. Hope this can reach you in time!
And I hope that we can meet each other one day.
Ian Lopez By tonight, Santa Claus will be passing through Guam, Australia, and other places betwen the International Date Line and the Philippines. Thank God we need him in December. Jesus Christ, on the other hand, Jesus Christ (and God Almighty) are there when you need him. I really need him/them right now. You know what it means. I can't just tell all my problems to you: some of them involve legal shit. But one of them that can get me scott free is bad advertising. Either it's a problem or a pet peeve. One of the recent bad ads showing on the box is about macaroni and mayonnaise. (btw, love the Clear shampoo ad with Nicole Scherzinger on it). Let's start the pasta+mayo bashing. Because some fucking halfwit in an ad agency thoght of making a very pussified jingle to the pathetic tune of My Fucking Sharona by The Knack, I wish whoever made that crap one month's worth of problems. Everytime I watch and/or listen to that feeble ad, I'd tell myself to "think of Garfield, think of Lasagna, way beter than MyCaroni (ouuuh, shit! now he's done for!), that crap doesn't suit me..." If I had to choose between macaroni (featured in the televised and edited atrocity) and lasagna (one of my guilty peasures, other than listening to slow jams and looking at NSFW images on the Internet), it would be LASAGNA, and the offending dish (one with macaroni) will be on my do-not-eat list until Easter Sunday. Any other dish with macaroni will have the green light by Jan 15. If you even dare mix macaroni with walnuts, a gay kind of mayonnaise, and other ingredients of the noxious dish, you get yourself an instant health scare. Also, don't but and/or consume the goddamned mayo brand that featured that bullshit kind of bullshit dish. I was supposed to tell everyone to prepare a good dish of lasagna for tonight's Noche Buens, but it's too late for some of us. And what about the persons in that ad? Forget them. When she copied the "Whoo!/Whoagh!", It's "fuck that shit, eat more lasagna, light the fireworks and run so that i'd never get "blown"!" At least Sharon Cuneta didn't fucked up when she did an ad with them. For new year's day, it's time to play with your Bulacan-made fireworks. I used to play with picolos 2 years ago. The problem is that picolos are for grade schoolers. Time to "graduate" with plaplas, five stars, triangulos, super lolos, roman candles and big bangs in small boxes. (preferably those that aren't laced with dynamite.) Even if Francisco Duque and the Health Department are discouraging the use of these explosive artworks because of the injuries and/or deaths caused (also the environmentalists, because of its effects on the environment), it's useless since I light and run. And that's why I still type on this post. Don't get close to it. You'll just light, throw and run like Usain Bolt. Be very, very, very, very careful when you handle "the shit". AND IT APPLIES TO EVERYTHING DESCRIBED AS SUCH, not just fireworks and music. And wash hands before using it, wash hands thoroughly after using it. And throw whistle bombs (one of the loudest kinds of fireworks out there, its boom can be mistaken for a real bomb) in open spaces, away from damagable property, flammable and inflammable (the same thing) products. Since this could be my last post for 2008, I'm doing my own year-end analysis, based on what I have seen and/or analyzed: - Manny Pacquiao - in the headlines 4x (3 bouts, one was held recently and turnd Oscar dela Hoya into a weiner, other one was when he waved our country's flag in Beijing last August)
- Showbusiness as usual
- Deaths- who can avoid them?
Regarding seav's post here, I didn't see the Eastwood Mall name tag in its supposed location (which is between One Central Park & the two buildings north of Eastwood Avenue). I added a landuse=retail for the said place mentioned earlier, to appear on the Mapnik tile tomorrow. On November 13 and 16, I ventured (with certain companions) to the City of Manila, nearby areas, and areas that I passed through. On the first trip, I "entered" the Phil. General Hospital area, improved Binondo (with some of its one way streets) and the western portion of the San Nicolas (the entire district is always known to be part of Binondo, but is actually a separate district), specifically the Tabora-Santo Niño area. if you viewed the Soler area, you'll see some brownish patches. On one site, is the ongoing expansion of the 168 Shopping Center. On the other site, the guys responsible for putting up Eastwood City & McKinley Hill (their URL here) are building a similar "project", known as Cityplace. It will take at least 2-3 years for these sites to be developed, from my opinion. As I went home on the night of the 13th, the car drove from Quiapo all the way back to San Pablo City. On the 16th however, mostly different people, mostly different destination(s), but the mapping passion is there. I added a parking spot near the PICC and made tweaks in Rizal Avenue (Avenida Rizal for some readers; the road doesn't follow the LRT from Carlos Palanca St, it starts from Plaza Lacson in Santa Cruz) and other places. It is quite difficult to map nowadays since there are new construction and development-related projects are sprouting in most parts of Metro Manila. I do hope that Yahoo! updates its Aerial Imagery to reflect very recent changes (preferably from 2006 to 2007). Guess who has a new dog?
But for me, I'm stuck with my father's black dog (stinks, unleashed, and spoiled. just the right way to piss me off.
I am fucked up in the past weeks since early September. That was a tough ass period of time. Broke down three or four times, and probably encouraged me to bring in a concealed weapon to school (which I did not).
Sadly, they drained me. Almost every fucking drop.Still, my blood pressure rose up. Fuck it, and fuck everyone who fucked wit me.
And another band is out to fuck with me. Bring it on, the Ting Tings, whoever the fuck they are. Go play me Whatever You Like by T. I. and play it until I sleep. Bring out pineapple juice so that I can make it work or spit it. I don't give a fuck unless I fucking have to.
To be honest, I'm tired of staying in high blood paradise. After some soul searching and deep thinking, I decided to upload another classic 2pac song. (I have at least three.) How do you want it? While everyone is going gaga over HSM3 and Camp Rock and the Jonas Brothers (and their hoes) and the latest brainwashing techniques by our favorite top-ranking (top 3 only) television stations in Mega Manila (our faithful government says Calabarzon, Central Luzon and Metro Manila is part of it, AGB Nielsen [whoever the fuck they are] thinks it is limited to Metro Manila and its neighboring provinces), I decided to go against the flow. As our mammaric and phallic body parts get larger and longer, our brains have become smaller. That's why we still have some people play So Into You by Tamia instead of listening to This Is Me by that bitch Demi Lovato featuring her fuck buddy "partner" Joe Jonas. Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm listening to that great song (with the chorus being done by the class-A niggas who would later make "All My Life a chart-topper in 1998 and a love theme since then), and that's why I fuck up their identities.
If you're listening to Burnin' Up, betteer quit that bullshit. Go listen to Me Against the World by 2Pac or Lose Yourself by Eminem or Say OK by Vanessa Hudgens Fly Away by Nelly or Lollipop by Lil Wayne. If i catch you listening to 7 Things, better switch to East 1999 or Buddah Lovaz or Foe tha Love of $ or the dirty version of Stepped on My J'z, else something bad will ahppen to you.
I also the video for How Do U Want It, and I can't just share it with you. Go Limewire it and you'll know. I got one bastard conscience and I take it one buckshot at a time. Now back to all fucked up reality.
 Welcome to the last edition of the i ain't bullshittin' series. Nothing more than a fucking waste of time. When Mo Twister does shit, like he did a couple of days ago, the listeners laugh or get amused, and the targets get pissed or laugh at it as well. This started when Mo & Andi had plugs on various radio shows (they kinda endorse SM Supermalls and their various 3 day sales on paydays.... I never get that point) and Chico & Delamar on RX whined that it "offends" their listeners. That ad played on their show, but (the plug) got transfered to another show on RX, then no longer played there. Mo also said that advertising is "middle ground". According to him, GMA network talents can't say the name of the rival network, which is ABS-CBN (related to this 1st class asshole). And vice versa. However, you see Dingdong & Marian "get drunk" on ABS-CBN (fuck that terminology!) while you see Piolo Pascual & Angel Locsin "sip some coffee" on GMA (again, fuck that.). Because of adverti$ing. Sooner or later, King DJ Logan, or one of the jocks on stations catering to the DE market ("masa"'s like an overplayed Camp Rock OST CD, let's shoot that muthafucka up) will be on other stations plugging this one, and that one, and etcetera. Mo (again) "kinda" mentioned that they (talents on rival networks) appearing on rival stations doesn't say "ABS, baby" or something like that. They just say 'buy this product, because we endorse it'. or something like that. Just to be on "equal footing" (as I put it), Mo said on-air that he found an ad of Chico & Delamar endorsing for a certain product on the internet. Make that an airline. Named "Vaclair" - flying with the boys. It also has its own YouTube video as well. Who has the last laugh? yeah, Quest is now crashing your house! (trying to be eminem on the sauce - note: The Sauce is a diss song against benzino and cannot be found in the bangketa nor in the legit CD sellers out there) Speaking of radio, I'm checking out the Pinoy Exchange thread about the supposed death of 99.5 RT. To be honest, I'm also concerned with the demise of one of the stations that defined Philippine Radio in its only Golden Age. Recently, Campus Radio tried to start anew what former DWKC-FM head honcho Mike Enriquez axed. Sadly, the ones running the 99.5 frequency axed it, reverting it to its previous genre. I suggest that we bring in sat radio, like Sirius or XM (they are in the merging part already). so that we have beter choices than what we have right now. and to revive some of the dashed hopes of others: to have a possible 2nd Golden Age of radio. My English teacher used to work in 101.9 (a Jazz station during martial law) and used to be the announcer on GMA 7 for over a year. I also used the said thread (and scribbled it in a yellow notebook) the names of some of his "workmates" like Bambi Fuentes & Jing Magsaysay. According to him, they are ahead of him. He has passion for his work back then. And he used to audition for RT, but failed since he flunked the 2nd test. Still, we'll all find out the next "incarnation"of DWRT-FM. Hopefully it doesn't suck. Otherwise, I might be one step closer to buying a portable media player, thus losing P 5000+ and a listener. Despite that, I still believe that we'll have a nnew golden age for Philippine radio. Not only in the Mega Manila area, but also eery hectare of the 300,000 hectares that we have in the country. This ends the I ain't bullshittin' series. Back to individuality, and shoutouts to my schoolmates in Lucena & Lipa. i pray that the Interschool Sportfest continues! As a blogger, I need to take a few days/weeks off from "amateur blogging", because I have lots of entrance exams for me
I will obviously return. no sweat.
We're done with the weather report for the later half of 2008 & for most of the 1st half of 2009.
You can see it at http://www.gov.ph/sona/sonatext2008.asp and you decide. I'm impressed, but there's something missing in that SONA. Although we have the highlights, there is something missing in it: more on that later.
By tomorrow, ABC 5 will finally sign off. (again, you decide.) However, it will reformat in a new name, new identity, almost new everything, but they are still technically stuck in Quirino Highway. Good luck for them. I expect something better as the newest shit in town.
I'm supposed to finish my "Confession Sessions" within the week and make large revisions, since she's coming back, according to "a special source" hopefully, I can finish some unfinished business.
I'm kinda stressed over the past few days. Hopefully, it will come to pass. Anyway, I have to on with part 4 in just days.
btw, Miley Cyrus is going down. Wanna party?
I just got myself deaf by listening to the Intro of "Creepin on ah Come Up"
With emphasis on the italicized lines below:
Bizzy: East 99 is where you find me slangin' me yae-yo, daily
Layzie: Cleveland is the city where we come from so run, run
And it is to be repeated four times over. To be so mofuckin honest, I like every song in that album.
This is the break for my I ain't bullshittin' series. until Saturday, that is.
So to all you bustas out there, beware.
I fuckin mean it, Miley, Nick, Joe, Kevin, Zac, Vanessa, Ashley, Demi, and all ya bullshittaz from Camp Rock (suck my cock)
Would it be great for you to be in Malacañang? But first... I was on a huge assed ship and back then, my classmate joked about the goddmned oilspill from Guimaras hitting the pier where the ship was (obviously in Manila). The bus traveled on a maze of cargo containers before we reached the boat. Obviously, it was a good time, and I get to use my voice a lil' bit louder back then. They got some of those fuckin' amenities that ships have nowadays. And a selected few (including the author) got inside the bridge (a. k. a. The captain's sector; i"m not good at maritime/ship jargon). The lunch was great and the ship was supposed to go in the Central Visayas by 3. So everyone got off the boat, and it was a good damn time as usual. There were places for us to go at that time. Guess where the ship is now? f-u-c-k-e-d and sunk southside, near boracay (and could be toxic). Too much fingerpointing is bad for your health. Gouse your hands in rescue operations, pleeze. Don't make the seaside clowns dominate the seas. I said 2 paragraphs ago if it was great for you to be in Malacañang. What I meant is that you become Malacañang's next tenant for 6 years. Gloria Arroyo's going a ood job. But YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN HER (or any other previous Philippine President). My requirements are: - At least 165 cm tall
- Male or female, irregardless of sexual orientation
- College graduate (I prefer someone who graduates from a public college/university)
- Speaks excellent English, must be good in Spanish, knows at least 500 words in Tagalog, and knows at least 459 words in a non-Tagalog Philippine Language (proficiency in a foreign language is optional yet can help you in foreign affairs stuff)
- Five years as a government official (whether you're elected or appointed)
- Between 35 to 55 years old
- Willing to make hard decisions to save the Philippines, and
- Doesn't succumb to most kinds of pressure.
Also, you need to be extremely honest and your team has a majority in both congre$$es, just to save you in case of votes of no-confidence. Better handle it well, since the media's always on your tail. Hopeefully, you can do this in 6 years: - Advocate the use of hemp as biofuel (and place a knd of sniff repelant for cannabis)
- Plays well in the game of world politics
- Continue priority projects still unfinished in the previous administration
- Keep our territory intact (Palmas Islands goes to Indonesia; Malaysia, go keep Sabah but pay the Sultan of Sulu 150,000 pesos annualy until 2078; stay out of "my share" of the Spratlys"; The shoal near Zambales is obviously Pinoy territory, etc.)
- Improve Intelectual property law (All works of the Philippine government excluding top-secret documents are under public domain, etc.)
- Continue privatization but advocate some control in case that utility is busing its powers
- Don't be a pussy ass populist
- Modernize the Armed Forces (so that you can scramble 6 F-18's to a threat in 3-5 minutes flat and immobilize it)
- DO something to improve transporation safety and improve national security
- Utilize the National Intelligence Coordinating Agency, for God's sake!
- Use the formula done by Ramon Magsaysay on the Huks half a century ago and apply it to commies and extremists
- Have an economic miracle, so that we can pulp Cambodia economically before it's too late
And much more. It's already late for me. It's hard for me to blog nowadays because I'm contributing to wikis and letting others define their world by being an Urban Dictionary editor. Good night Philippines. Thank you America for giving it back 62 years ago and for saving our ass many times over. Especially now. 
To launch this 5-ish part series, let me fire off this first shitshot. If you want something different, listen to Lollipop by Lil Wayne featuring Static Major. It was first released around 2 months ago, and toppled Lona Lewis and her crappy song from the no. 1 spot. Guess who's #1?
If you like to have it, p2p (or limewire) it, the time is 5:02 or 5:06, and the size is 4,795 KB, just to be sure. There are a lot of "joke files" around LimeWire, so be careful. Some could be viruses.
And I still have elephant in the sand on my PC. LiveReply me, PM me, or give me an email if you want it.
I'm now trying to play "social networking catch up" as usual. I'm also giving some of my contacts on Multiply a shoutout through exclusive posts. I'm planning to put up the Lollipop music video first (which I did), then the song.
Seriously, you should request for Lollipop by Lil Wayne featuring Static Major in every radio radio station that plays music. (not all-news, for God's sake!) And I want that song to penetr8 the masa stations. To be true to the times, Soulja Boy Tellem is fading fast. This, is way better than 4 Minutes (the Madonna song, not the Avant song), When You Look Me in the Eyes, almost every single that Leona Lewis is releasing in 2008, and it could be better than David Cook. (Mojo Jojo, you won't be beaten up by Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup. Instead, you get the paintball treatment via Mohan Gumatay)
I get her on top
she drop it like it hot
and when I'm at the bottom she Hilary Rodham
the middle of the bed, givin gettin head
givin gettin head, givin gettin head
I said mmmm i like that
said mmmm, yea i like that
i said mmmm i like that
yea i like that
mmm mmmmm
Speaking of music and that shit, 4 minutes ain't enough to save the world. 4 minutes and 20 seconds will always save the world.
Nowhere's my own priority: study my ass hard, and meet "old friends" that I didn't gave a shit back then. Hope they're doin' fine right now.
I wasted my summer away by nottravelling to some of the best places in the country. I had work on Labor Day (when most of the workforce had their rest day) just to help out in the family business. And I worked in Lucena, moving things (props used in the family business) and to give out some water, some cans of Coca-Cola zero, and the refreshments and snacks.
I'm now planning part three whie I'm doing part 2 in my word processor. I'm out foe tha money. Since all of you you are suckas for some sort, let me tell you this.
First off, I'd like to say that Nancy Castiglione has to log-in to Multiply using Firefox, if she has problems wit IE (Internet Explorer). I have a surprise for her in my music section here. i'm really seriou$ here.
Guess what? What's that shitty show on Channel 2? I think its the singing FOOLS! You can't fool all the people all of the time. Don't make me waste time on shit.
Where will I spend my vacation? At home, since my family don't have money for trips. I forgot. Summer for me happened five months ago. And the only emo that I care is that it's a misspelling of one of my fave bird species. I'd ride one of them and probably be fucking wild and he'll crash into a group of emo/scene kids. And I go like, Blame the emo, I mean the emu! Guess who wins and guess who loses.
There is no rice shortage. just a shortage of competent persons.
The time was the th morning of the 22nd of April, 2008. Since ratings death reigned starting today until Thursday, I decided to rent a home in Maxville. And I heard King DJ Logan & Tetta talking about rags to riches shit. And Logan gave a reason why Filipinos are in deep shit gutter: The first generation endures the hard work, The second generation gets some hard work, but are quite well off.
Now here comes the fucked up part: The third generation gets to spoil the wealth. And shit happened. From what I had heard, One family-owned company got bankrupt since the third generation of that family squandered the wealth and lived like those goddamned coño$.
In my clan, here's a good example. A distant relative of mine said that her sister owned a prosperous business. But when she had 3 kids (2 daughters and a son), it was a challenge to teach them about controlling their finances and that GMRC shit. When the 3rd generation came, that's when all shit came loose. And the worst part of it, is that the second generation are all fuckin' greedy. Who has the most greed? First, Second, or Third? I say third. Hell, that niggardly sista of mine is teaching them to immoderate their greed. (Or as I paraphrase those beer commercials: GREED IMMODERATELY.) Mga bastardos at putas. Don't forget that the youngest daughter had an illegitimate daughter (Ian, go adopt her before her mind gets corrupted by them!)
I'd like to greet everyone an unhappy and overpoliticzed Earth Day. Why? Those leftist shitheads are so smart enough to combine environmental concerns with leftist politics! Call me a pig, a kapitalista, a tuta ng mga Amerikano (pwe! mga tutang ulol kayo ni Joma, mga putanginang sabotero't sabotera!), a person who destroys the environment (my ass, because I have more concern for the environment! I agree with the Philippine Mining Act since it is constitutional and environmentally friendly! Are you still dumbing down the Filipino people with the help of your friends in the media? Hell, you are working with those Padre Dama$o$ to keep us poor! The Church says that they love the poor people, eh? Well they like to keep our population growing so that they have fatter and deeper pockets than all of the allocated pork barrels given out from Corny's time to Gloria's time! Fuck you, yet again!), a person with loose morals (hell, they even accuse me of being more loose than those hoes in Hollywood!), and so on, and so fort, and fuck them yet again. I'm proud of one mining company in Nueva Vizcaya and the indigenous group that supported the mining actions of that company, since they're doing what is right. If you keep those ores out of reach to the common Filipino and keep it for your fellow comrades, cadres, yourself, that fat fuck politician having that empathetical feeling with the guys who killed their own men & women in Eastern Visayas and elsewhere, etc., then I'm doin' that Virginia Tech shit last April 16, 2007 on them assholes! Call me those names. I don't give a shit. I'm doing my part to help our nation rise from the ashes like the mythical phoenix. You can do your part through legislation in the right parliament, not shout worthless shit while marching on the streets and near that bridge.To that crybaby: felt getting robbed recently?
Well, like what I had said: WE HAVE NO FOOD SHORTAGE. JUST A SHORTAGE OF COMPETENT FILIPINOS. Did we learn laziness from the Spaniards? I try to emulate the success formula of the Tsinoys. And I try to keep the money away from the scamming niggers, big spenders in the family and into my private personal piggy bank.
By the time you wake up late, watch Wowowee or Eat Bulaga at lunch time, do the siesta (like what we did starting from the 16th Century), then wake up and play basketball in the Barangay court with your kabarda, and get involved in the stabbing incident (for 1.5 Liters of Coca-Cola) and not applying for any job (even vocational jobs)...
... I'll be living as a bachelor, with over ten million pesos in my wallet and over 55 million pesos in various banks in the Philippines. And I got what I dreamt for over a decade ago by then. You can dream all you want. Buy you should take the first step to success, or sleep your ass to failure. (btw, I got some of that shit from King DJ Logan. He's truly one of my fave DJ's, despite being in Maxville for almost a year)
In other news, Miley got a pic scandal. Ngayon, may awa na ako sa kanya.
Well, fuck it as usual. Fuck it as usual, since I'm busy (school preparations and all that shit).
See ya if you can.
Ian Lopez: Almost evry post here on Multiply (since February) has a Parental Advisory at the top. Why? So that the protection freaks can "control" your use of the net. Obviously, It warns everyone in advance that this post of mine has profanity. I use it quite liberally (generally outside the house) and I can slow down for quite a while. To the hundreds of you people reading my blog here, here it iz. Post 38, fresh until the next day.  I'm now done with my exams, time for the real shit. Good thing Spitzer waz kicked out due to sex and the cheeze. More about on my MySpace (since the girl that he got wit - her name's Ashley Alexandra Dupre - has an account over there), I'm not wasting time about that shit. For you guys in Task Force Scarlet, I'll give you this: Solve dat Murder Inc. Shit in 30 days. I read it in the papers. Now do your job, as cops and solve it ASAP! And this is more explicit shit than before, despite them constraints. About the news in Imperial Manila (oh, boy this is going to be fucked), it's getting old real fast. People now got mo reasons to call for the abolition for the torture chamber notorious for invoking "in aid of destabilization" since Jambina Maldita Madrigalia used shit # 20, whatever that is. I'm happy now that Mr. Mañalac (used to be from PNOC) gave those guys at the Trigger Happy news paper, whose tagline is actually the reverse (yes, yoou heard me right. in news reports, editorials and them goddamn opinions.), a high voltage shock. In the paper, that G-man was being tagged as Ping Ping Lechechon's surprise witness. In a prescon, he debunked that shit and that nut from Cavite got pissed to the point of that feeling after watching 2 Girls 1 Cup. (maybe even worse) [I watched it and I find it ok. Like what the site owner of 2girls1cup (dot) com said, girls are fucking freaks.] And for the youth, who still go to sham rallies like what you did yesterday, you guys are real sick. Spend your summers in Boracay or in Sagada by doing nothing except have fun, do what the youths do nowadays (am I speaking like a 36 year old here?), and stop spreading your political bullshitt. And I ain't bullshittin this time. So, if you don't like it, fuck you. And what kind of change do you like? Moral change my ass, bitch ass niggas! You can't tell the Filipino people what to fuckin' do! You can't tell me to stop doing/using artificial birth control methods! You can't tell me to give my hard earned money to the church so that those Arch-bits-chops can spend it on their bastard kids, on their Porsches, their shit whims and caprices, etceterers and all! You can't tell me that burning tires is a sin! You can't tell me to pray with those god damned beads! In fact I'd be better off as a prisoner-of-war of either the Slobs or the Crabs than to hear or attend political shit disguised as "Masses for Truth and Accountability"! In short, fuck off politics and instead concentrate on the spiritual and moral well-being of your parishoners! You assholes make me $ick. And to the youth (again), if you want change, go find a real job. If our economy grows at the rate of 9-14% in the next 5 years, then stop rallying with hate against what you prick$ call the (whoever is in Malacañang)-U. S. Regime, because you have done some good changes to our economy (by working for a better and brighter future). You guys said that economical figure$ can't be eaten, eh? Well suck it. If you are in deep shit, that means that you haven't paid your debts. Our government is paying lots of foreign debt and our debt is less, thans to the rising (now falling because some of the guys in the Binaytown Guild a. k. a. "Business Club" are bankrolling the demise of our economy) pe$o. And for you guys who thin that prices of commodities are rising, well read this: The higher the demand, the higher the price. The lower the demand, the lower the price. That's simple economics, as my teacher said it. Go buy some cheap, undynamited, unendangered, unpoisonus, and quite unknown fish species and compare them to Tilapia. Or gallungong, whatever that is. I'm also an ordinary Filipino like the guys playing basketball in the baskeball court near the barangay court. like the suking barbero that you go to almost every month. like the lady who owns a small carinderia and sari-sari store along the lonely road. like the guy holding a certain apparatus, selling cigarettes and candy. and certainly not like the rich konyos fuckin' their cousins almost every weekend, living in some exclusive gated communities, going to schools like La Salle, spending some of their baon for ecstasy (or whatever that is), trying to act some asshole local celeb, or acting like some scene kids (you know who they are. if you don't know them, go to www.urbandictionary.com and search for "scene kids"), or acting fuckin' emo. They can surely eat my shit. And so once again, I'm ending this shit. Some Guy: Well good for you, sucka. *gunshots* Ian Lopez: It proves that freedom of speech is quite alive, despite the monopoly of those cocksucking blabbermouths on the streets of mouthaphuckkin' manila (they monopolize "freedom of speech". Thank God we have some volunteers and ordinary folks who challenge that apeshit). I just love money, weed and love (and politics, and meeting old friends and shit). Why still 420? In 36 days, it wil be another 420. Wheee! Voiceover: You are NOT watching Disney Channel. Thank God you had made such a right choice! You could had watched Hannah Montana or J. O. N. A. S! right now but you didn't. Keep up that good work and stay sane!*lights dim* Voiceover: Who the fuck has the smart ass idea of dimming the lights after the show ends? This is not fucking NewsWatch, Rimjaw King! Executive Producer: Sorry, man! Voiceover: That's okay. We're out! According to Wikitionary (like Wikipedia, only defines words), lethatgic is from lethargy. lethargy = A state of apathy with lack of emoition or interest. And that's the best definition for the Filipino people. And I'm sick and tired of the bullshit on the media. And people need to IGNORE the crap of the dickquirer and my family owned media network (channel 2 in "the philippines" a. k. a. Manila). And of the oligarchios and the ex-prez Corny Caciquino are obviously the ones puppeteering crybaby Jun Lozader. Speaking of EDSA, the anniversary of the revolution will be on Monday. However, don't join THA MOB OF OLIGARCHIOS, YELLOW JACKETS, COMMIES, BLACKANDWHITERS, CRYBABIES, and practically everyone who wants to bring down the last best hope for this country (as described in a political ad in 2004 - when some 2 military snitches in mindanao cheated foe da King and blamed it on the Real Bukidnon Province G, first name's Virgilio). And Bobit S. Avila, hit the bullseye hard on his column today (Feb 22, 2008). And someone commented him with this reaction:
" the root problem of our country are the elitists who has their own selfish interests above all else. the filipino people should always back in our history and know these families who betrayed the people during the time of the japanese occupation, it is the same people. go from there and up to the time of marcos and his cronies. put them all in an island and start bombarding the place with howitzers!"(emphasis mine) Bobit advocates federalism. I also believe in Federalism, since it is another way of ridding the likes of Mista Palengke that rich fuckwit, Mister Sipag at Tiyaga that goddamned landgrabbing piece of fuckup, and other presidential wannabes in a certain building in Sin City. It's another way of killing the comies' "domination" of the House of Representatives Asia's only(?) urban crocodile-and-pig sanctuary, it also weeds out some corruption, and will gives us a good chance to kick Fine City's mixed ass. And I support the Kongresso ng Mamamayan, composed of Filipinos who don't want political bullshit (and I turn my back on the Senate for good. Grandstanders, you will end up like the sorry ass 32 shot by that Korean Martyr and go to hell for that shit) anymore. It's more believable than those caballeros who were part of the fuckfest in Binaytown calling for Gloria Labandera's ouster. And Crybaby Jun Lozader should stop going to the circus in Pasay (not the nearby amusement parks in the CCP Complex) and go to a psychologist. Go ahead. Criticize me, becuse I'm not recanting this shit. If Gloria's bitch ass gets kicked out from Don Luis' house along the Pasig River, then those bonerbiting dickbuttfuckfaces should try to kick out Kabayan Noli De Castro, the veep. Some people say that he's the manok of the admin team for the biggest sabungan festival in the country on May 10, 2010. He's going to beat those wannabes in the senate if he runs by then. And those people with the taste for deep thororoat are afraid that he will win. Will his former handlers grill him? or will Kabayan bite the hands of those bulldaggers and assholes in Bohol Avenue? Check your newspapers and tabloids for the next update. Remember the time that I went to the salvage capital of the country (to get a salvaged body and service it since I was part of a family busine$$)? I needed to piss on a wall (within Recom's domain) and it was a hard time then to piss since almost all of the nearby walls have campaign materials posted on them (since it was election time then - April 2007). And I finally found the perfect spot. I urinated a certain candidate's face (on the poster) and said (a couple of decibels higher than your usual talking voice) "putanginamo, nadia!" what's the relevance between then and now? well, nadia and gretchen (wifey of tonyboy) are in a "war of words". this part is such an embarassment. If this is like that Knorr add about forcing the kids to eat some veggies (well in fact, is used to advertise their meat cubes) and too nakakrindi, please hit me with some buko pie. IN THE FACE. And by tomorra (feb 23), I'll be in the prom and thanks to Sam YG, I'm junking the sexytime on prom night plan. My partner isn't from here (San Pablo City), that's for sure. Why my wordplay (lozader, caciquino, oligarchios)? They lost my confidence since The Bukidnon G got impicated in his scandal (and used his nickname to run for tongre$$man and lost). The black and white movement is all black with no shades of either white or gray. maybe they got shades of yellow and red fo sure. The oligarchios from the oppose progress coalition are more worse than the "businessmen" who are chanting "Gloria, Gloria, Gloria pa rin". And Jambina of the Madrigan oligarchia (family of oligarchios) is one of the most vile. For you Filipinos who love their country, GO TO THE LIWASANG BONIFACIO, WEAR WHITE OR BLUE, AND JOIN THE KONGRESSO NG MAMAMAYAN'S CALL FOR UNITY. TO END THE ZTE NONSENSE. FOOD, NOT POLITICKING. JOBS, NOT VIOLENCE. AND VOTE WISELY (BY 2010) AND YES TO CHARTER CHANGE! After an agonizing 15 days since January 22, 2008 (day 1 is January 23, and so on), I'm back on the flow. And a belated happy birthday to Bonnie Bailey and my close friend Kevin Calabia (study hard and study well). I decided to make a backup "holding company" account to make sure I haven't lost all of my accounts in cyberspace. If I launch myself to the "shark infested", as I laughingly call it, Facebook, that means I have at least 1/4 of the world's internet users as potential viewers. "If love is in the air, well get a gas mask if you don't want to be lovestruck in one way or another." Since I was somewhat left out, I'd like you to tell me what I missed on Multiply for the past 9 days. Hopefully, they have an option to remove a song PERMANENTLY from the music tab, not just the playlist (since I have to delete some songs since they're either worthless or already in my private folder). And I have some pics taken from my craptrip and hope they won't end up as a red x at the top left portion. In other news, the ingrate war between ABS-CBN and GMA is still ongoing. Worse, another ingrate war is happening in the great cocksucking congress of ours. how pathetic. this can end up as one od the best fuckups in Philippine Pisstory and we are slowly shooting ourselves in the dick. Now to a less serious matter: BIGFISH® PRESENTS HEDKANDI BACK TO LOVE PARTY 2008. If you want to call them about VIP tickets and table reservations, call 6327762 or 6348238. The place is A - VENUE (somewhere along Makati Avenue), date and time is February 16, 2008 at 10 PM. The good thing about it, is that you can live to party yet again. but for me, I can't go since I have to face the traffic and below their age requirement (to enter). Who will be there? HEDKANDI DJ ANDY NORMAN , JOHNBOY LEE, together with the person who did " RISE", "NEVER ENOUGH", and "I WANT YOU MORE" the Great VOICE SAMANTHA JAMES LIVE ON VOCALS. (parts were copied and pasted from the bigfismmanila multiply site for promotional purposes). Well, I can say that her friendster site is good enough (the graphics are sometimes slow, since I'm using Firefox since I came back February 6.). And the guestbook of bigfishmanila on multiply could be better, if they remove the spam there, eh? It's 70 days since 420 and i'm on 420 mode this early! I can't smoke weed since I have no good source of the mary j in my side of the fence. I have to do an interview with Lil man Guile's mom (Marou Sarne) by tomorrow morning and I don't want to blow it. if you want to see me, i'm the fat guy with black hair on my semi-egg shaped head with glasses on. And I still hear the song Anonymous by Bobby Valentino since i heard it on the PAL flight bound for manila on November 11, 2007 at around 7 PM. 
I hope this is enough. Welcome to the first post for 2008. Let's FIRE OFF! Let's start off by sending a message to those who love that slut: Fuck you bitch, suck my dick! Fifteen years old and full of shit! Fellate me, eat my shit from a syro cup, well I don't give a fuck! And one thing is for sure though -- girls.are.fucking.freaks. HOWS THAT FOR AN INTRO! Now , time for me for the brief main course: Drunken guy fights during the performance of the band Rocksteddy right in the City Plaza. It happened on January 14, 2008 at 11:30 pm (and pray that the contending sides aren't fraternity members). And the guys covering the event (it wuz Coca-Cola & Vice Mayor's night then) have covered the fight in time (the fightscene was near the camera). and the uniformed policeman came to stop the fight in time (BOO!) and Teddy said his appeals for peace and calm (a good example to our overfucked society). And it ended well. WOO HOO!!! I called Mo and grace Lee (sorry Mojo) this morning at around 8:45-8:54 am and I did what no guy did on the phone (since the start of 2008):coochie coochie coo. And parts of what I had said were considered "Ratings Death" but nobody cares. Really. Like what Prof. Utonium's daughters, I'm saving the world before bedtime. Well, I'm saving the world even after bedtime. Good night and to those who want to hate me bigtym, putang ina m0 to you. - Putting the picture exposing Ashley Tisdale's right breast on perezhilton.com is thoughtcrime, or as the people blinded from the truth say, crimethink. If that picture is deleted, please post those pictures with this caption: "Thoughtcrime does not entail death: thoughtcrime is death. Keep those tits shown."
- That Knorr ad about kids eating their vegetables is full of bogus ass bullshit. (Thank God I started eating vegetables 6 years back. Otherwise, I'm brainwashed by those dicks in Unalivah)
- Never call your female friend a cocksucker. Especially if that friend could be your
bitch wife. - Emo is bullshit. Manufactured pop ain't shit.
- You can finally listen to Fuck Tha Police (NWA & Bone Thugs-N-Harmony), 2Pac, Eminem and other rap, rnb and hiphop shit. You know what peer to peer is?
- You're related to the owners of a punghole television network, a well known Calambeño, and a (fuckin deceased) person from Iloilo.
- "IAN ON FIRE" is a bad thing to call your Multiply site
- Hong Kong is infernal because the people there can't speak English well.
- There are 2 people that you miss so damn much (Andrea Manzano & Quincy Villanueva). However, you still miss one thing: YOUR SANITY.
- The word "perp kerb" is censored yet they don't know what it means (I don't know what it meant. can you say urbandictionary.com can make me less stupid about that.
- Philippine Television is a fucking total bitch. From crappy remakes of crappy canned shit to stupid melodrama to biased news to overfucked noontime shows to a biased shobitch show airing on DWWX-TV today at 4 going toe to toe with the truthful showbiz program airing at the same time (in a different station and DZBB-TV is its callsign) to WORTHLESS ADVERTISING (Examples: that bear brand choco ad [alright. let's kill those wankstas and slit their throats with our anger.], that rejoice & whisper ads [where's my english - cebuano dictionary? i need to translate the word "kill that fucking bitch" right now!!!!], that knorr ad [as said in nomber twu], and some crapshit), you would be thankful for Cable TV.
- Regardless of shit thrown at Mo Twister for over a year, HE'S STILL THE SHIT AND YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT FACT, MUFUCKA!!!
Can't understand this, go speak the 12 lists from here <---SPEAK FROM HERE---> to here <---STOP HERE---> and now, here's part two out of ?. <---SPEAK FROM HERE---> yu gat kultyur shyack... - wen yore having kommyeunyone within da domayne of da dayoceeze of lu-ceh-nah
- wen peepol of yor hare kolor kent understand yu and/or speek bery bad eenglish
- wen yor tree kompanyons kent heer "londree" praperlee (bai sam wan wit a chayneese akkcent)
- wen yore leeseneeng tu a Gary Valenciano song (or eni pre-2000 OPM song) on yore musik plaeyer and sam person heers it and goes: "who sang that song?" and curious shit. espezyalli a forenah.
- wen Mojo Mojo (not dat fukin monkee fram da pawerpaff gerls, kaksuka, the gei reydyo deejei from Magic eiteenyne poynt nayn) iz on bord, all alone in da morneeng and yore forced tu lizen tu Chico end Delamar (beekoze of raeytings deth)
- when Andrea Manzano left Good Times wit Mo. Twayse.
- wen DWTM-FM sayns off at Mondai midnayt (end dere's no chance in hell dat I'm leeseneeng tu DWFM-FM) and yore forced tu leesen tu DWIZ-AM for one awar of "Rapid Fire" and den swith over tu DZRB-AM for fayb awars (varies). den switch bak for Mo, Mojo and 36D. in da morneen'
- wen yu found out that Mo's suspended (BULLSHIT!) for asking a wang kwestyon for Francis Escudero (Grace tryed tu kover up da kwestyon from da kompyutah) ezpezyalli by dat faggot sukabnito (tha subordinate of dat bitch) makes folz reports (bashful wans and full of haeyt like da articles written about Mo by dat bitch) and spreads it to its kokroach tabloyd frends.
- wen strip tuesdays was on from February to May 2007
- wen yul b in Australia by next year
- wen yu had talked on da selfone wit Asia Agcaoili (bicoz yu had load) fo a rekwest (and dat song wuz Kingdom of Pretty by Bonnie Bailey) and she wuz on radio until January 18, da same day dat Asia syned on and syned off (January 18, 2007 - 18 Januart 2007 for y'all eurofucks smoking your cigarettes and shit)
- wen yu hav no mor ideas for "CULTURE SHOCK" defs
<---STOP HERE---> And finally, I can type normally here. One more round, dopes!  THE 12 LIST premieres tonight! THE 12 LIST is all about the top 12 (sometimes, not in 12's but more) of this, and that, like 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.
The first serving is all about the the 12 worst songs of the year and some people wil be pissed about it: 12) Beautiful Girls - Sean Kingston & JoJo versions 11) Papaya (the song recently popularized on Pilipinas, Game K N B? as hosted by Edu Manzano) 10) Hate That I Love You - Rihanna; Ne-Yo 9) Irreplacable - Beyoncè (the only song that I can hear the words "To the left, to the left" without killing anyone is TOOTSEE ROLL by 69 Boyz) 8) Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne (That is so fuckin' rude!) [Source: From "Much talent, so very little manners"; Business & Leisure by Ray Butch Gamboa - Retrieved 4:38 PM, December 23, 2007 From: http://www.philstar.com/archives.php?aid=190363&type=1 {The incident hppened in the Mandarin Oriental Manila hotel, for those interested. Why? According to the article, "We were taping an interview of our show Business & Leisure in a friendly five-star hotel in Makati, the same hotel where this young singer was booked during her very brief stay in the country. (Because we do not wish to generate negative publicity for this five-star hotel, we will decline from naming it forthrightly in this column. (In his words, he can't mention the name of the hotel. However, he mentioned it, probably in the middle to the end of that column, whose link was listed above) In fairness to them, their PR people tried vainly to thwart any untoward incident, but that is going ahead of the story.)" Tough shit, dawg.} ] 7) Crazy Love - Kim Chiu 6) Big Girls Don't Cry - Stacey Ferguson (Bitch, everyone cries.) 5) Gimme More - SPEAR BRITNEY 4) Only Reminds Me of You - mAKE yO mOTHA(FUCKA) pROUD 3) Umbrella - Rihanna 2) you are the music in me - fucken annoyen. 1) WHAT TIME IS IT? blahblahblahblahblah IT'S OUR VACATION! - VACATION MY MOFUCKIN' ASS! Diss-Honorable mentions: --- NOTHING FOLLOWS --- Usually, I'm just pissed when they make annoying sounds using their mouths reminding me taht my time is over. Yes, I'll release my special version of Jamboree by Naughty by Nature by tomorrow. The said version has captions showing the lyrics. And only available for an exclusive few, I should say. If you want to part to the exclusive shit and listen to this exclusive track, personal message (pm) me between now and 4:20 pm Philippine Time (3:20 am Eastern, 12:20 am pacific). I'll post it to the others, then! [Treach]
I wanna see y'all who wanna plan with me
Wave your hands across the land if we family
Say hot-damn hot-damn we wanna jamboree
This is for my peeps here I stand for you cause you stand for me
C'mon I know I jam, I know I jam jam, while oh damn
I know I jam, I know I jam jam boree
I know I jam, I know I jam jam while oh damn why don't you Jamboree for me?
Yes, Indeed
[Treach]
Kaboom kaboom the platoon came on in eight limbs and timbs
Broke rims smoked sims whoop dogs with bent rims
For the real and the raw from whoo'd up with the law
I never kill for the thrill but I cut for the cars
Smokin' budda with a hoota' get better prices from looters
Shake my shell with the shooters leed a luga with duga
Some say modeling and acting mean treach is selling<
(man he's Sellin')
While I'm yelling first a felon with my gat at ya melon (BOOYAH)
Hella heated, I'm too ill for them to beat it
We the most cheated most weeded most needed
You best believe it
Lets take the tapes jam for me, stand for me
You're damned to be without the jamboree
C'mon I know I jam, I know I jam jam, while oh damn
I know I jam, I know I jam jam boree
I know I jam, I know I jam jam while oh damn why don't you Jamboree for me?
Yes, Indeed
(Jamboree)
[Vinnie]
We've put it down since the days of high school
and everywhere we Mark we rule
Naughty's about to raise our stock
And we didn't come to brag about what we got nigga, we came to rock
We blew the spot taking the streets to pac
You'd be thug-style for a while then cold rolled our jock
Using the last few years as our evidence
Niggas been tryin' to duplicate the mixture ever since
You live in value reprimanding
If you challenge me I guarantee
When we finish I'll be the last man standing
Fuck what you heard naughty is forever in demand when
Kay drop tracks all the party people jammin'
[Treach]
I wanna see y'all who wanna plan with me
Wave your hands across the land if we family
Say hot-damn hot-damn we wanna jamboree
This is for my peeps here I stand for you cause you stand for me
C'mon I know I jam, I know I jam jam, while oh damn
I know I jam, I know I jam jam boree
I know I jam, I know I jam jam while oh damn why don't you Jamboree for me?
Yes, Indeed
[Treach]
I ask the thugs who have mercy in these days is dirty
I'm still sturdy and flirty till my derby for jersey
The funk is pass-booted lights-camera-shoot it
I just did it to do it that's why I suit it and boot it
Here's the graphic niggas is just tattered and added
Orgy's are automatic from back-traffic to addicts
Crush the cabbage straight from the savage to lavish
We rip those who rat it thats why your click had it
Dog cats to cuchies for me its lootchie then hootchies
Cause we'll drop a cuzzie that leaves your whole label woozy
And shitty and dizzy because your whole city miss me and whip out they titties
And from they kiddies throw me 50's in bundles of 100's
And make every hater want it
Drunk and blunt it
Knock onto the hottest nigga comin'
Kay scratch and cut ya no matta what you make or wanna come and touch her
The punani rusher like Usher
C'mon I know I jam, I know I jam jam, while oh damn
I know I jam, I know I jam jam boree
I know I jam, I know I jam jam while oh damn why don't you Jamboree for me?
Yes, Indeed
C'mon I know I jam, I know I jam jam, while oh damn
I know I jam, I know I jam jam boree
I know I jam, I know I jam jam while oh damn why don't you Jamboree for me?
Yes, Indeed
[Zhane]
(Jam On It) (Jam-Jam-Jam) (Jam-Jam-Jam) (Jam On It) [Note: some of the lyrics are inaccurate. This complements the song Jamboree by Naughty by Nature.] Lets take the tapes jam for me, stand for me
YOU'RE DAMNED TO BE WITHOUT THE JAMBOREE! | |
